My blog or something?

petparent:

petparent:

I take a lot of pride is the drawing of scene hair 

I need these to get at least 1k notes

(Source: urinatings, via just-laugh-it-0ff)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via can-u-touchmybutt)

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via can-u-touchmybutt)

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(via can-u-touchmybutt)

awesomephilia:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

stop touching her

(via everyday-im-mugglin)

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

(via oh-the-places-youlll-go)

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

(via assbuttdarren)

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via imthejesusofsuburbia)

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

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